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October 05 2017

its october yall my dick is inside a pumpkin as we speak

October 04 2017

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self-healing:

A Philosophy of Walking, Frédéric Gros

witchbum:

i’d like to formally call myself out on being such a needy and emotionally confusing person

falling-towers:

floating-head:

tesladyneindustries:

ottercola:

when dogs shake water from their fur thats an aoe attack

DPS must dodge this attack or risk gaining the debuff Wet, increasing damage taken

Thankfully you have nothing to fear from follow up actions unless your dog knows powerful thunder magic

“Fear”…?

You’re about to learn the meaning of “fear”

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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angstbotfic:

also: we could try killing fewer preschoolers. 

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blackness-by-your-side:

We know the name of the guy who killed 58+ people. Let’s memorize the name of the guy who SAVED 30 people!

Jonathan Smith. Salute!

wizardshark:

backdoorteenmom:

xanaxsun:

backdoorteenmom:

How do people with androids buy music is there a cassette/floppy disk port they stick it in

they use google play music.

Idk what that is but I think we should send prayers and positive energy their way

Honestly the saddest part about this is the assumption that people buy music

I was gonna ask what fuckin nerd still pays for music?

The Good Place is forking amazing and hilarious

October 03 2017

autumnnightschristmaslights:

the colder it gets outside the more fashionable and powerful i become 

U.S. Votes Against U.N. Ban On Death Penalty For Homosexuality

marsixm:

#Fortunately the resolution passed on Friday anyway

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mixed-apocalyptic:

katara:

this is proof white gays literally only seek to date themselves

This is horrible for two reasons:


1. White gays are literally so conceited that they date guys who look like them. Not as in represents they demographic, but physically look as close to them as a person can look without actually being that person.


2. Because of that, they literally throw out all common sense and judgements. Y'all didn’t need a DNA test to know y'all twins. It’s obvious to everyone (not to them possibly, only because they say if yoy ever met a clone of yourself, you would recognize your own face. But in photos, you would so…) and y'all just wanted to fuck.

This isn’t real, that’s a satire site

oborolover:

quenoir:

oborolover:

oborolover:

oborolover:

oborolover:

gnome sweet gnome

sweet gnome alabama

gnomeward bound

green green grass of gnome

stop this foolishness

gno

proudly-arrogant:

Me recommending Worm to people:

virgogirl:

me, 5 minutes after rewatching the finale of Avatar: The Last Airbender: wow, you know what i haven’t watched in a long time? Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-2008)

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theladyjanedoe:

sleepbby:

pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you don’t wanna be dating a grown ass man who gets grossed out by the word menstruation. u deserve someone who is comfortable w u and I do mean all of u. you’ll be thanking urself for doing it now and not later hun!

THIS IS REALLY INDICATIVE OF HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. TRUST ME.

habpimienta:

october is halloween adhd and lgbt awareness month, subsequently i have never been more powerful,

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emrosethedisneymjsherlokifangirl:

stingywithmycootiecat:

lord-voldetit:

current mood: 🎃🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🎃🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🎃🎃🍂

next mood: 🎄🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄

Sooo you just gon go against the grain and skip thanksgiving? 😕🤦🏾‍♀️

Thanksgiving mood:

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