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May 21 2018

caristars:

jacquesspier:

if 2018=20GAYteen, does that mean 2019=20BIteen?

Oh this is valid, fuck yeah

slimetony:

i can only be killed with console commands

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phantomrose96:

Whether for time or pacing or some other reason, this small moment never made it into the FMA:Brotherhood finale. It’s so small, but it speaks volumes, so I think it deserves some recognition.

This whole series has been big on the theme of “there are worse things than dying”. Death itself is natural, and trying to defy it–trying to not be the person left behind–is selfish arrogance; it’s punished continually. Hohenheim faced what may be considered a fate worth than death via immortality. Ed, Al, and Izumi were punished for trying to undo death. Roy, Riza, and Scar were haunted, possessed, driven to despair by being the survivors in a death-laden atrocity.

Convention states that the “selfless” thing to do is to sacrifice oneself for another. And Ed would do ANYTHING for Al. You’d think it’s logical, that Ed would just sacrifice himself to bring Al back and be done with it.

But THAT is not the philosophy of Fullmetal Alchemist. The SURVIVORS suffer. The ones left behind are left to deal with the grief and loss and loneliness. Ed knows that. He knows that all too well, to the point that even Roy is aware.

And Ed would much rather bear the burden of loss and hurt and grief himself. He’d rather shoulder the worse fate. He’d rather live in a world without his brother. Because the alternative would mean putting Alphonse through that survivor’s life, 

And that’s something Ed could never do.

chessys:

concept: me but im the person i want to be and i have abs

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d a ghost on a motorcycle. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

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nhlnylander:

avengers: infinity war spoiler but I don’t give you the context

backtobats:

thesocialnetworkost:

thesocialnetworkost:

those girls in ragnarok who ask for a selfie with thor?

lesbians

reblog if you support them

@homosexual-hufflepuff

scanalan:

prettydoddleoddle:

I want emo versions of idioms


Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

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randomsplashes:

an oldie but a goodie: harry has an existential crisis and hedwig has no idea what to say lol

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heartstoppercomic:

Mini-Comic: Boyband Crush

This mini-comic is a crossover between my webcomic Heartstopper and my new YA novel, I Was Born for This, which is released TODAY! If you wanna read an angsty story about a teen boyband with a lot of secrets, a fangirl with little to lose, and a chaotic week in August, do consider checking it out!

GOODREADS / WATERSTONES / AMAZON UK / BOOK DEPOSITORY

My first two books are also released today with NEW MATCHING COVERS!

SOLITAIRE / RADIO SILENCE

Thanks so much for your support, everyone!

Here are my Heartstopper links as usual:

Keep reading

magical-flying-moron:

lenatheninjax3:

asia-divine:

grandpaq:

lexxgotthejuice:

jehovahhthickness:

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

Not telling anybody.

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Cats with fluffy tails reblog if you agree

UgH I just love cats with fluffy tails so much???? Little squirrel cats. So cute. So soft. Look at this fluffy tail

This is a squirrel

my wages have been garnished and i have little to survive on right now

yakfrost:

yakfrost:

yakfrost:

Hi, I’m sorry these posts are like an eye sore to everyone following me but i’m in a pretty shitty situation, so i hope you all can understand!

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^This is the current best pic of me, to prove I’m a real person lol. i’m a poor, mixed black and pinoy person who knows how to do makeup sometimes 

if you haven’t already seen it, the story of how my wages got garnished by my student bill collection agency is here. The collections agency is taking pretty much half my paycheck per month and I can’t even make rent with that amount. So far I have enough to be alright for April, but since I will need help in the following months, I am trying to get the entire amount due and paid off as soon as possible so I won’t have to ask for help anymore.

Art Commissions are currently closed, but if you are interested regardless, you can enter a google form here. I have calculated costs to reflect my current need, and it has went down significantly since February, which I am very, very grateful for. Thank you to everyone who has helped me so far.

Current Amount: $827.12 / $2235.63

If you send me hate about this I’m going to block you on the basis that you don’t like seeing people ask for help online. Any amount anyone can spare will help me, even $1. Some people have given a couple of dollars, and that has made all the difference! Ko-fi allows you to donate in intervals of $3, you can send any amount with Paypal and Cashapp.

Send money to:

Paypal: yakfrosty@gmail.com

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/A2636DQ

Cashapp: $yakfrost

and if you can’t send anything to help, a boost is well appreciated!

Hey folks! Bumping this to let you all know I have paid off April and May, but I don’t have enough for June as of 5.16.18.

I appreciate any help anyone gives me and any boosts anyone provides. Thank you so much!

i haven’t gotten anything since reblogging this and June is inching closer and closer, please help

rainypd:

Me: I want compliments and attention
Someone: * gives me compliments and attention*
Me: *trembling slightly* what the hell

steampunkpopshop:

Maybe she’s born with it

Maybe it’s PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!

ask-oncies-jizz:

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

nudityandnerdery:

pervocracy:

New hobby: starting completely unrelated opinions with “sorry liberals” or something to that effect

Sorry Democrats, Soft Serve Ice Cream Isn’t Very Good

Sorry Lefties, Flashing Your High Beams Won’t Convince Me To Violate Right Of Way

Sorry Liberals, I’m Not Sure If It’s Okay For An Adult Man To Ask To Pet A Stranger’s Dog Or If They’ll Think I’m Weird

Sorry Hillary Fans, Pore Strips Are Satisfying To Use But I Don’t Think They Do Anything

Sorry BernieBros, Meteor Showers Are Still Majestic And Fun, And Nothing Will Convince Me Otherwise

Sorry, Snowflakes, Limeade Deserves More Credit For Being A Refreshing Summertime Beverage

Sorry Leftists, I Just Like Having The Extra Pockets Of Cargo Pants

Sorry Libs, Dijon Mustard Doesn’t Belong On A Burger

Oh, wait, they actually did that last one.

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erudiart:

raysdrawlings:

At long last I’m excited to share my comic ‘Tinder’! I had so much fun on this project and it got me really excited to write more stories!
I sincerely hope you enjoyed the comic and have a great day! <3


If you want to help support the comic you can help by:
~ !! Reblogging this post !! ( a big please and thank you! <3)
~ Give the comic an ‘ol follow over on Tapas

Or if you have some extra cash you’re welcome to:
~ Buy a digital copy of the comic
~ Buy a physical copy of the comic
~ Support me on Kofi

@badtech-reblogs !!!

Get you a freak that

hypnopomicwolf:

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

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